HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYLABABE! <3
We watched Prince Casper today. Caspian.
Potaytoe. Potahtoh. It was all right…
…
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I FELT LIKE I WAS WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS
(all the three EPIC movies in one BLEAH film with cute little kid heroes to lure the other kiddies to the cinemas)
Okay, SPOILERS AHEAD.
Sooo.. This prince, who is the rightful heir to the throne is made to escape from his uncle who wants to kill him. An hour later, in movie time I mean, he comes back to claim his title as king. Zip Zap Zoom. LOTR 3.
And ZOMG that scene where the hugomongous lion roars to summon the water spirit down at the river to wash away the enemies?
That, VERSUS
Hot elvish chick with fair skin and sultry voice commanding water horsie spirits to run down the Wraiths? Plus, she had a nice little scar on her cheek to give her face a nice little colour contrast. HOT.
LOTR 1
And many many many others.
I think what made me cringe the most was the forced romance between Casper and that archer chick. Omg, those moments they tried to be intimate, or at least try to have a connection… God, it made me squirm in my seat. So.Awkward. Like seriously, their lovey dovey eye contact just came at the wrong times.
PS: SAVE YOUR MONEY AND DITCH THIS FILM or BORROW MY LOTR TRILOGY DVDS. USE YOUR MONEY TO WATCH IRON MAN 2 INSTEAD. OUT IN 2010
It’s okay, though. Still tolerable.
Btw, I’m not dissing the movie.
LEWIS AND TOLKIEN ARE BFFS <33 (best friends forever)
so I’m not blaming anybody.
Like, those two were so close that Tolkien made Lewis convert to Christianity, man.
Anywho, those two writers deserve credit and respect for making awesome films.
*Salute
One, clearly better than the other.
*Whistles and looks around
